False Teeth

I am obsessed with these stupid fake teeth. They crack me up. I hope to eventually own 100 of them. My favorite is the one with one tooth missing. I bought them on the way to see my mother-in-law down in Maryland. My father-in-law had passed away the week before. I thought it would cheer her up. Yun kept scolding me to take the stupid thing out of my mouth. She said it was unfunny. When my mother-in-law saw me, she started to cry. She thought something bad happened to me. When she finally realized it was fake she was cracking up too. Of course I had to do it all weekend long at he most inappropriate times. It always cracked my mother-in-law up and me too. I always keep one set in my travel kit. I would always forget about it. Yun and I would check into a hotel and there it would be. I would put the sucker in and Yun would see it and hang her head and wonder how she ever hooked up with such a mental patient.