Happiness Is A Warm Pen

Guns,guns,guns. People love their stupid guns. What the hell is up with that? I'm not around guns, I don't think about guns, I don't look at guns. It's crazy what happened to those students in Virginia. When I went to college, no one in my school had a gun with them. Why not get into skydiving or cooking or old cars. Anything else. If no one had a gun then you wouldn't need to have yours in order to protect yourself from someone who may. Then we could worry about other things. For instance, was Ashlee Simpson better looking before she had her nose job or after? I for one say, before. How about taking up stamp collecting as a hobby. It's an oldie but goody. When I was a kid everyone's mom used to crochet and do macrame. You saw that shit everywhere. No one ever died doing macrame. Although it did kill me to look at it.