The concept of heaven means different things to different people. I really never gave much thought to it, as I always found it very strange. I guess it is supposed to be the place you hope to go, after you die, to spend all eternity.... if you were a good person during your time on earth. I see that as philosophical baloney. However, if such a place exists, and we are presented with an individually-tailored scenario, I would spend my afterlife surrounded by pizza, ice cream, Oreos and a TV showing an endless "Andy Griffith Show" marathon (minus the Warren Ferguson episodes and the ones with Ken Berry).
Oh, I'll do "red" soon
