A bit of a smart-arsed approach to the Illustration Friday word for this week: foggy.
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For the second time this week, I was awakened in the wee hours of this morning by what sounded like intense catfights. Each episode sounded worse than the time before, and both nights I stumbled to the window and found this scene. My favourite raccoon pair, in the middle of the street, directly under the streetlight, staring in my window and putting on a little valentine’s day show. Tarts. I know it’s my pair because the male lost his tail a couple of years ago (Davy Crockett hat, I suspect), and now he looks just like a tiny bear when he lumbers through the yard.
Anyway, they keep serenading me, kind of like an R-rated version of John Cusack holding his ghetto blaster. They obviously want to be featured on my blog for today’s occasion, and I figure I’m wise to heed their request. Regular visitors may recall the prediction I made awhile back, and yesterday the cat came home sans collar, which held the magnetized key to the cat door. Seriously. They’ve got me now—I have no choice in the matter from here on in.
But I’ll tell you one thing: when you see raccoons mating, you know precisely where the term “hump” came from.
www.lepenquotidien.comOh, but I wish someone would make a bluetooth keyboard that looks like this. Can you imagine Googling on this puppy? You’d have to turn the knobs to scroll, and whack that carriage return for enter. It would be so awesome. A little tough to slip in your messenger bag, but totally worth it.
Where to begin? I realize that the twelve days of Christmas actually start on Christmas day and extend into January, but that simply does not seem right, so I’m taking a stand and doing the countdown in reverse. It doesn’t make sense to still be drawing Christmas-related subjects into a new year, in fact it’s downright criminal (like the stores that put out Christmas items before Halloween—a guarantee of a one-way ticket straight to the hot place, if you ask me).
But the countdown beginning so late is nothing, compared to the other obvious questions. First, why is a seed-eating ground bird in a fruit tree? And moreover, how does one “give” a partridge in a pear tree to someone? Unless they actually buy the land surrounding the tree—which is highly unlikely, since that would be the most valuable element of the first day’s package and would thus be mentioned in the song—I expect a cage must be involved, or some sort of chain or rope, which doesn’t seem very Christmas-y. My true love wouldn’t remain my true love long if he were to chain a bird that likely has an issue with heights to a tree that has been uprooted, never mind that it is incredibly presumptuous to give someone a large orchard tree without first ensuring that they have a) enough space and b) a second tree of the same species for cross-pollination purposes. All in all, this is a poor gift. No way to start the twelve days.
See the entire series...Hello all—my name is Bambi Edlund, I am new to SFG, and looking forward to taking part. I am an illustrator from Vancouver, B.C., working on a daily drawing project—so far it's two months and counting, my goal is a year without a miss. Yikes. For the past week I have been doing a countdown of the twelve days of Christmas, this is the first installation—please visit my blog www.lepenquotidien.com for the entire series (we're up to day nine).