Comic Con

My friend Drew and I are real nerds. We love toys. So we had to go to the big toy and comic book convention in Manhattan. It was a bone chilling cold saturday morning. Drew and I wanted to get there early to beat all the other freaks we knew were going to show up in droves. The only problem is once we got there, every other maniac had the same idea. We stood on line with tons of retards dressed up like star wars characters. Fat chicks dressed like Wonder Woman and Super Girl, with their big bellies hanging out of their costumes. We were in heaven. These are our people. We stayed for a few hours. Next year can't come soon enough.